Fun With Language

Fuck:  to have sexual intercourse with.  Generally used as a verb, but the beauty of fuck is it’s flexibility.  It can be used as an interjection (i.e., Fuck!!!! I just slammed my finger in the door!), or as a noun, such as when referring to a particular person.  From the pseudo-Latin fuccant, meaning (they) fuck.

Here’s my shortlist:

1.  Fuck:  to have sex, release some hormones and stress, as in one step above rutting animals.  Not the guy you bring home to mother, rather, the guy that sends you to the clinic the next week for a pap smear.

2.  Fucked:  to be caught in a hopeless situation where no solution is easily manufactured.  Adding the word ‘up’ to that means you’re being belligerent and have a pressing appointment with the porcelain god very, very soon.

3.  Fucking-A:  I don’t have the slightest idea.  It’s just fun to say.

4.  Fuck Around:  What my best friend’s slut of a roommate does on a nightly basis.  The result of which is Chlamydia, Crabs, and Gonorrhea, thus far (that we know of). 

5.  Give a fuck:  to care about something/someone.  As in, I don’t.

Four years of intensive study on the English language has obviously turned me into a nutter.  Well, fuck it.

Crush

The sun shines beyond the stones
inside the droning narcoleptic prison
is one who wishes for the rays
remembers the moment in the night
the sweet scented flesh
in the dark.
The gentle sleep-rhythm
lovely hurt remembrance locked away
private viewing only for you today;
gorgeous torture was an hour’s perfect innocence.
Here I will stay
incessant thoughts of what is gone
as everything else passes by
nothing changes only waiting
he is gone into the distant eve
and I stop eating breathing sleeping.
Never ending dreams of black hair and gentle breath.